Order Overview
Our exclusive weekly cookie collection drops every Sunday at 9 PM EST.
Orders can be placed from Sunday through Friday and will be baked fresh that weekend for shipping the following Monday and Tuesday, ensuring your cookies arrive at the height of freshness.
Order spots are limited. Move fast or miss out — your future self is already panicking.
Live near Sanford Florida? Use code LOCALPICKUP at checkout. We’ll get in touch to arrange pickup, so your cookie handoff is smooth, not some shady back-alley baked good exchange.
Biscoff the hook
A cookie so addictive it should come with a warning label and a support group! We’ve taken Biscoff Lotus cookies, crushed them up like they owe us money, and mixed them with white chocolate chips that are basically the edible equivalent of a trust fund baby—rich and smooth. Then, we shove a cookie butter center in there so gooey it could start its own fan club. And because we’re extra, we’ve drizzled white chocolate on top like it’s the icing on a cake you’d fight your grandma for. One chomp, and you’ll be yelling, “Take my dignity, just don’t take my cookies!” It’s the treat that’ll hook you harder than a bad reality TV show—consider yourself warned, you cookie-crazed behemoth!
Basic B*tch
She waited all year for this moment.
Pumpkin-flavored dough wrapped around a thick, creamy cream cheese center that’s basically fall having absolutely zero self-control.
It’s sweet. It’s stuffed. It’s pumpkin-packed. And yes, it probably owns UGGs, has a “Pumpkin Spice & Everything Nice” sign in the kitchen, and has already been to Target twice today.
One bite and suddenly “basic” feels like a compliment.
Raisin the roof
A fearless rebel of the cookie world, here to blow the roof off your taste expectations! These bad boys are loaded with rugged rolled oats and bold, juicy raisins that pack a punch, daring your senses with every chewy-charged bite. Forget tame – these cookies bring a wild edge, blending untamed sweetness with a gritty crunch that laughs in the face of ordinary. Freshly baked to a reckless golden hue, Raisin The Roof is your ticket to a snack rebellion – grab one and defy the mundane with every fearless chomp!
Nutorious B.i.g.
A fearless rebel of the cookie world, here to blow the roof off your taste expectations! These bad boys are loaded with rugged rolled oats and bold, juicy raisins that pack a punch, daring your senses with every chewy-charged bite. Forget tame – these cookies bring a wild edge, blending untamed sweetness with a gritty crunch that laughs in the face of ordinary. Freshly baked to a reckless golden hue, Raisin The Roof is your ticket to a snack rebellion – grab one and defy the mundane with every fearless chomp!
Honey Bun Cheesecake
We took a rich, cheesecake-infused dough and pushed it too far in the best way possible. Loaded it with cream cheese pockets and unapologetic chunks of real honey buns that melt, collapse, and get dangerously sticky with every bite.
It’s sweet, it’s heavy, and it doesn’t care about your self-control.
One cookie in and you’re already negotiating with yourself. Two in and it’s over.
Soft. Gooey. Slightly unhinged.
Consider this your warning… and your invitation.
Just The Chip
No frills. No fluff. Just straight-up chocolate chip perfection. This cookie is the unapologetic classic you didn’t know you needed. Loaded with melty, gooey chocolate chips that show up like flavor ninjas ready to wreck your snack game.
Why complicate greatness? No extra nonsense. Just pure, delicious chocolate chip cookie bliss. Grab one. Or five. No judgment. Adventure is overrated anyway.
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faq
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Our cookies stay fresh for 10 to 14 days after receiving your order. To save some for later, you can store your cookies in the freezer for up to 3 months. Use a food saver device or plastic wrap and a freezer bag when storing your cookies in the freezer.
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We’re a small home based business located in Sanford, FL. Our cookies truly are homemade!
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Use code LOCALPICKUP at checkout. We’ll get in touch to arrange pickup, so your cookie handoff is smooth, not some shady back-alley baked good exchange.
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We ship your order via USPS Priority or UPS Ground — whichever one’s feeling frisky enough to handle our package. As part of our NoBullShip Free Shipping promo, we’ll pick the lucky one to deliver the goods.
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Cookies: All orders placed Mondays-Thursdays will be baked fresh that Friday-Sunday. Orders are shipped the following Monday & Tuesday. Any orders placed over the weekend will be made the following week.
Merch: Shipping for all merchandise is generally between 7 - 13 business days. These shipping times are estimates, not guarantees. The estimates don’t include the time it takes to create your product. -
We make every effort to safely package your cookies. However, once the order is shipped, we have no control over the shipping carrier, weather related conditions (heat, rain, volcanos, etc), what happens to the package, or how they handle the package. Please contact your local post office to file a claim if your package is damaged or lost. We are a very small business and due to financial reasons we cannot take responsibility for what happens once your cookies and edible dough's have left our hands.
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No, at this time we are not able to offer any of these product types. We wish we could accommodate every type of request, however this one would be quite difficult given our sweet and savory menu. We work with ingredients that do have allergens, such as eggs, dairy products, wheat, nuts, etc.
If any of these pose a health risk to you, we recommend you do not order any of our baked goods.
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Because every cookie is baked just for you, we can’t accept returns, refunds, or cancellations — No Regrets. Just Cookies.
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E-mail: contact@doughmygodcookies.com