Order Overview
Our exclusive weekly cookie collection drops every Sunday at 9 PM EST.
Orders can be placed from Sunday through Friday and will be baked fresh that weekend for shipping the following Monday and Tuesday, ensuring your cookies arrive at the height of freshness.
Order spots are limited. Move fast or miss out — your future self is already panicking.
Live near Sanford Florida? Use code LOCALPICKUP at checkout. We’ll get in touch to arrange pickup, so your cookie handoff is smooth, not some shady back-alley baked good exchange.
Basic B*tch
She waited all year for this moment.
Pumpkin-flavored dough wrapped around a thick, creamy cream cheese center that’s basically fall having absolutely zero self-control.
It’s sweet. It’s stuffed. It’s pumpkin-packed. And yes, it probably owns UGGs, has a “Pumpkin Spice & Everything Nice” sign in the kitchen, and has already been to Target twice today.
One bite and suddenly “basic” feels like a compliment.
Smashing Pumpkin
Pumpkin dough loaded with crunchy graham crackers and milk chocolate chips, then stuffed with a thick, gooey marshmallow fluff center that looks like it definitely shouldn’t be shown in public.
It’s soft. It’s sticky. It makes an absolute mess if you handle it wrong.
One bite and suddenly you’re standing over the kitchen sink at midnight, covered in crumbs and marshmallow, questioning every decision that led you here.
Butterfinger Bang
Vanilla and chocolate swirl dough absolutely losing its damn mind with cream cheese chips, chunks of Butterfinger, and a thick cheesecake-filled center because apparently regular cookies weren’t unhinged enough.
Then we hit it with a chocolate drizzle and more Butterfinger pieces on top for absolutely no reason other than poor impulse control.
Crunchy. Creamy. Chocolatey. Cheesecakey. Peanut-buttery.
Death by oreo
it’s a full-blown, mouth-melting descent into delicious depravity. We took our sinfully addictive "dough-licious!" cookie dough, laced it with reckless amounts of Oreo® chunks, then slammed a thick slab of Oreo®-frosted madness in the center like we were trying to summon a snack demon.
This thing doesn’t “pair well with milk.” It demands a sacrifice. Probably your dignity. Maybe your soul.
Brewed Awakening
This cookie is basically a cup of coffee that decided to ruin your whole sleep schedule… but like, in a delicious way.
We took a coffee-infused dough, dumped in enough dark chocolate chips to power a small village, and tossed in toffee pieces that crunch louder than your alarm clock. The result? A cookie that jolts you awake, shakes you by the shoulders, and politely screams “GET IT TOGETHER!”
It’s sweet, bold, buzzy, and will have you cleaning your entire house at 2 a.m.
Not our fault. You opened the door.
Just The Chip
No frills. No fluff. Just straight-up chocolate chip perfection. This cookie is the unapologetic classic you didn’t know you needed. Loaded with melty, gooey chocolate chips that show up like flavor ninjas ready to wreck your snack game.
Why complicate greatness? No extra nonsense. Just pure, delicious chocolate chip cookie bliss. Grab one. Or five. No judgment. Adventure is overrated anyway.
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faq
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Our cookies stay fresh for 10 to 14 days after receiving your order. To save some for later, you can store your cookies in the freezer for up to 3 months. Use a food saver device or plastic wrap and a freezer bag when storing your cookies in the freezer.
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We’re a small home based business located in Sanford, FL. Our cookies truly are homemade!
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Use code LOCALPICKUP at checkout. We’ll get in touch to arrange pickup, so your cookie handoff is smooth, not some shady back-alley baked good exchange.
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We ship your order via USPS Priority or UPS Ground — whichever one’s feeling frisky enough to handle our package. As part of our NoBullShip Free Shipping promo, we’ll pick the lucky one to deliver the goods.
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Cookies: All orders placed Mondays-Thursdays will be baked fresh that Friday-Sunday. Orders are shipped the following Monday & Tuesday. Any orders placed over the weekend will be made the following week.
Merch: Shipping for all merchandise is generally between 7 - 13 business days. These shipping times are estimates, not guarantees. The estimates don’t include the time it takes to create your product. -
We make every effort to safely package your cookies. However, once the order is shipped, we have no control over the shipping carrier, weather related conditions (heat, rain, volcanos, etc), what happens to the package, or how they handle the package. Please contact your local post office to file a claim if your package is damaged or lost. We are a very small business and due to financial reasons we cannot take responsibility for what happens once your cookies and edible dough's have left our hands.
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No, at this time we are not able to offer any of these product types. We wish we could accommodate every type of request, however this one would be quite difficult given our sweet and savory menu. We work with ingredients that do have allergens, such as eggs, dairy products, wheat, nuts, etc.
If any of these pose a health risk to you, we recommend you do not order any of our baked goods.
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Because every cookie is baked just for you, we can’t accept returns, refunds, or cancellations — No Regrets. Just Cookies.
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E-mail: contact@doughmygodcookies.com