Order Overview
Our exclusive weekly cookie collection drops every Sunday at 9 PM EST.
Orders can be placed from Sunday through Friday and will be baked fresh that weekend for shipping the following Monday and Tuesday, ensuring your cookies arrive at the height of freshness.
Order spots are limited. Move fast or miss out — your future self is already panicking.
Live near Sanford Florida? Use code LOCALPICKUP at checkout. We’ll get in touch to arrange pickup, so your cookie handoff is smooth, not some shady back-alley baked good exchange.
Pitchin' Tents
This cookie’s got wood (smoke).
Inspired by campfires, fueled by thirst. One bite and suddenly it’s 2006, you’re in a tent, and things are getting sticky without the bug bites. It starts with a soft vanilla base and crunchy graham cracker that snaps like a twig under your hiking boots.
Inside? A gooey marshmallow fluff center just waiting to explode. Loaded with melty chocolate chips and sealed with a dark chocolate drizzle that definitely knows what it’s doing. Pitch responsibly.
Death by Oreo®
it’s a full-blown, mouth-melting descent into delicious depravity. We took our sinfully addictive "dough-licious!" cookie dough, laced it with reckless amounts of Oreo® chunks, then slammed a thick slab of Oreo®-frosted madness in the center like we were trying to summon a snack demon.
This thing doesn’t “pair well with milk.” It demands a sacrifice. Probably your dignity. Maybe your soul.
YDBT
Imagine a full-throttle, no-brakes, straight-into-the-wall kind of chaos tearing through a crowd of innocent snackers like a sugar-loaded demolition derby—that’s YDBT. This isn’t just a cookie; it’s a reckless, flavor-fueled uprising built on an oatmeal base so thick and savage it feels like it woke up choosing violence.
We didn’t “add” chocolate chips—we unleashed them. It’s a full-on cocoa explosion, raining down chunks like edible shrapnel. Then we flooded the scene with Biscoff® butter and jagged Biscoff® cookie rubble, like a dessert apocalypse ripped through a bakery and left nothing standing. Just when you think you’ve survived, we drench the whole monster in molten caramel—sticky, dripping, absolutely unhinged—and finish it with a blast of sea salt that hits hard, sticks around, and absolutely refuses to apologize.
"Do you know what I am saying?"
Nutorious B.I.G.
Feast your eyes on Nutorious B.I.G., the peanut butter cookie that’s nuttier than a squirrel’s wet dream and twice as messy. This chunky beast is a peanut butter dough so smooth it could sweet-talk your grandma, then crammed with peanut butter chips that pop like tiny flavor grenades. Mini Reese’s sneak in like chocolate ninjas, while a shameless shower of Reese’s Pieces rains down like the grand finale at a candy strip club. It’s a ridiculous, over-the-top nut-fest that’ll have you giggling through every sloppy, sticky bite.
Birthday Suit
No sprinkles left behind. No shame allowed.
This cookie shows up completely exposed—a reckless funfetti dough absolutely littered with rainbow sprinkles, because subtlety died on your birthday. At the center? A sweet Golden Oreo surprise, hiding out like it knows it’s about to be devoured.
It’s loud. It’s colorful. It’s unapologetically full of flavor. Calories don’t count on your birthday—and neither does dignity.
Thicc Bits & Salty Lips
The chocolate chunk sea salt cookie that’s here to ruin your diet and steal your heart. These bad boys are packed with gooey, melty chocolate chunks so thicc they could star in their own rom-com, paired with a sassy sprinkle of sea salt that’ll have your lips puckering up for more. Sweet meets salty in a flavor fling so scandalous, it’s basically the cookie equivalent of a forbidden love affair. Grab one—or ten—and let your taste buds live their best, most indulgent life. Warning: may cause uncontrollable munching and zero regrets.
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faq
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Our cookies stay fresh for 10 to 14 days after receiving your order. To save some for later, you can store your cookies in the freezer for up to 3 months. Use a food saver device or plastic wrap and a freezer bag when storing your cookies in the freezer.
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We’re a small home based business located in Sanford, FL. Our cookies truly are homemade!
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Use code LOCALPICKUP at checkout. We’ll get in touch to arrange pickup, so your cookie handoff is smooth, not some shady back-alley baked good exchange.
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We ship your order via USPS Priority or UPS Ground — whichever one’s feeling frisky enough to handle our package. As part of our NoBullShip Free Shipping promo, we’ll pick the lucky one to deliver the goods.
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Cookies: All orders placed Mondays-Thursdays will be baked fresh that Friday-Sunday. Orders are shipped the following Monday & Tuesday. Any orders placed over the weekend will be made the following week.
Merch: Shipping for all merchandise is generally between 7 - 13 business days. These shipping times are estimates, not guarantees. The estimates don’t include the time it takes to create your product. -
We make every effort to safely package your cookies. However, once the order is shipped, we have no control over the shipping carrier, weather related conditions (heat, rain, volcanos, etc), what happens to the package, or how they handle the package. Please contact your local post office to file a claim if your package is damaged or lost. We are a very small business and due to financial reasons we cannot take responsibility for what happens once your cookies and edible dough's have left our hands.
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No, at this time we are not able to offer any of these product types. We wish we could accommodate every type of request, however this one would be quite difficult given our sweet and savory menu. We work with ingredients that do have allergens, such as eggs, dairy products, wheat, nuts, etc.
If any of these pose a health risk to you, we recommend you do not order any of our baked goods.
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Because every cookie is baked just for you, we can’t accept returns, refunds, or cancellations — No Regrets. Just Cookies.
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E-mail: contact@doughmygodcookies.com