I'm gonna crumb!
Order Overview
Our exclusive weekly cookie collection drops every Sunday at 9 PM EST.
Orders can be placed from Sunday through Friday and will be baked fresh that weekend for shipping the following Monday and Tuesday, ensuring your cookies arrive at the height of freshness.
Order spots are limited. Move fast or miss out — your future self is already panicking.
Live near Sanford Florida? Use code LOCALPICKUP at checkout. We’ll get in touch to arrange pickup, so your cookie handoff is smooth, not some shady back-alley baked good exchange.
Small-batch, Handcrafted
Always made-to-order
Nationwide Shipping
The cookie jar - Rewards Program
Military and First Responder Discount
Sticky Stack
The cookie equivalent of texting “you up?” at 2am and fully meaning it.
We went completely off the rails with buttery maple dough, overloaded it with sweet, dried blueberries, then tossed in cream cheese chips like nobody was watching; and finished off with a reckless core of blueberry preserves. It’s what happens when a pancake stack abandons the plate, forgets all sense of decency, and decides to get a little too comfortable.
Warm, gooey, and borderline inappropriate—this thing doesn’t taste like breakfast… it behaves like a bad decision. Sticky fingers guaranteed.
Honey Bun Cheesecake
We took a rich, cheesecake-infused dough and pushed it too far in the best way possible. Loaded it with cream cheese pockets and unapologetic chunks of real honey buns that melt, collapse, and get dangerously sticky with every bite.
It’s sweet, it’s heavy, and it doesn’t care about your self-control.
One cookie in and you’re already negotiating with yourself. Two in and it’s over.
Soft. Gooey. Slightly unhinged.
Consider this your warning… and your invitation.
Big Booty Butterscotch
This cookie doesn’t just walk into the room — it claps.
This thick, unapologetic cookie is built on a rich chocolate dough base and absolutely stacked with silky white chocolate and reckless amounts of butterscotch chips. Sweet. Bold. Extra in all the right places.
One bite and you’re hit with buttery, melt-in-your-mouth decadence that refuses to be ignored. This cookie has zero chill, maximum curves, and a personality that says “Yes, I know everyone’s staring.”
Warning: May cause crumbs everywhere, poor self-control, and an uncontrollable urge to go back for “just one more” (it will never be just one).
Big. Bold. Buttery. Zero apologies.
Blue Balls
Buckle up, cookie lovers, because Blue Balls are about to rock your world with a sassy swagger! We’re slingin’ a vanilla dough so smooth it could flirt its way out of a paper bag. Tucked inside and outside is a chocolate chip cookie that’s all, “One layer? Nah, gimme two!” Then, we crank the party to eleven with a crunchy mix of Oreo crumbles, silky white chocolate chips, and milk chocolate chips smoother than a pickup line at a bake sale. Every bite’s a wild, crunchy romp that’ll leave your taste buds blushing!
Money Shot
Oh, honey, brace yourself because Money Shot is back! The cookie that’s ready to seduce your senses and leave you weak in the knees. We’re serving up a classic vanilla dough so luscious it could make a baker blush. Packed inside are juicy chunks of Little Debbie® Oatmeal Cream Pies, dripping with nostalgic creaminess, and white chocolate chips that melt like a forbidden fantasy. Every bite is a provocative, gooey explosion that’ll have your taste buds begging for more.
Just The Chip
No frills. No fluff. Just straight-up chocolate chip perfection. This cookie is the unapologetic classic you didn’t know you needed. Loaded with melty, gooey chocolate chips that show up like flavor ninjas ready to wreck your snack game.
Why complicate greatness? No extra nonsense. Just pure, delicious chocolate chip cookie bliss. Grab one. Or five. No judgment. Adventure is overrated anyway.
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Merch
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A special discount for our everyday heroes
faq
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Our cookies stay fresh for 10 to 14 days after receiving your order. To save some for later, you can store your cookies in the freezer for up to 3 months. Use a food saver device or plastic wrap and a freezer bag when storing your cookies in the freezer.
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We’re a small home based business located in Sanford, FL. Our cookies truly are homemade!
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Use code LOCALPICKUP at checkout. We’ll get in touch to arrange pickup, so your cookie handoff is smooth, not some shady back-alley baked good exchange.
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We ship your order via USPS Priority or UPS Ground — whichever one’s feeling frisky enough to handle our package. As part of our NoBullShip Free Shipping promo, we’ll pick the lucky one to deliver the goods.
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Cookies: All orders placed Mondays-Thursdays will be baked fresh that Friday-Sunday. Orders are shipped the following Monday & Tuesday. Any orders placed over the weekend will be made the following week.
Merch: Shipping for all merchandise is generally between 7 - 13 business days. These shipping times are estimates, not guarantees. The estimates don’t include the time it takes to create your product. -
We make every effort to safely package your cookies. However, once the order is shipped, we have no control over the shipping carrier, weather related conditions (heat, rain, volcanos, etc), what happens to the package, or how they handle the package. Please contact your local post office to file a claim if your package is damaged or lost. We are a very small business and due to financial reasons we cannot take responsibility for what happens once your cookies and edible dough's have left our hands.
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No, at this time we are not able to offer any of these product types. We wish we could accommodate every type of request, however this one would be quite difficult given our sweet and savory menu. We work with ingredients that do have allergens, such as eggs, dairy products, wheat, nuts, etc.
If any of these pose a health risk to you, we recommend you do not order any of our baked goods.
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Because every cookie is baked just for you, we can’t accept returns, refunds, or cancellations — No Regrets. Just Cookies.
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E-mail: contact@doughmygodcookies.com
