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Order Overview
Our exclusive weekly cookie collection drops every Sunday at 9 PM EST.
Orders can be placed from Sunday through Friday and will be baked fresh that weekend for shipping the following Monday and Tuesday, ensuring your cookies arrive at the height of freshness.
Order spots are limited. Move fast or miss out — your future self is already panicking.
Live near Sanford Florida? Use code LOCALPICKUP at checkout. We’ll get in touch to arrange pickup, so your cookie handoff is smooth, not some shady back-alley baked good exchange.
Small-batch, Handcrafted
Always made-to-order
Nationwide Shipping
The cookie jar - Rewards Program
Military and First Responder Discount
Fluff Around & Find Out
We start with a rich cookie butter dough absolutely loaded with Lotus Biscoff® cookie chunks—because restraint was never part of the plan. Then we hide a molten marshmallow fluff center inside, just waiting to explode the moment you bite in and ruin your self-control.
As if that wasn’t reckless enough, we finish it with a thick cookie butter glaze drizzled on top like a final act of sweet violence. It’s sticky, decadent, and dangerously comforting.
Ground Control
Strap in, buttercup—Ground Control is a no-holds-barred, espresso-powered smack to your taste buds that’ll leave you buzzing harder than a spaceship on Red Bull. This cookie isn’t just baked; it’s launched into orbit on a reckless trajectory of chaos. Its espresso dough is dark, bitter, and beautifully dangerous, studded with dark chocolate chips like tiny rogue asteroids hell-bent on annihilating your snack restraint. And that espresso-frosted center? It hits like a caffeine-loaded mic drop straight to your soul. One bite and you’re in orbit—no parachute, no rules, no regrets.
Midnight in Dubai
Ever wondered what a cookie that moonlights as a luxury yacht party tastes like? Meet Midnight in Dubai.
Dark chocolate chips buried in rich chocolate dough, layered with crunchy, buttery pistachio kataifi, topped with molten dark chocolate, and dusted with crushed pistachios for that extra flex. Basically, it’s the edible version of a rooftop infinity pool at 2 AM — decadent, a little dangerous, and fully unnecessary… but we don’t care.
One bite and you’ll feel rich, a little scandalous, and 100% ready to live your best life.
Cornhub
Yeah… we really did this.
Our signature chocolate dough got absolutely corrupted—stuffed with melty chocolate chips, then piled on a reckless amount of Corn Flakes drowned in sticky, golden caramel like it lost a bet and doubled down anyway.
You’ve got gooey chocolate trying to keep things wholesome, while caramel is out here making everything messy, and those Corn Flakes? Loud, crunchy, and completely out of control. It’s sweet, salty, crispy, gooey—basically a full-blown identity crisis.
Animal House
We take our legendary dough and immediately abandon all restraint—Circus Animal® Cookies smashed inside, sprinkles everywhere like confetti from a broken cannon, and white chocolate cascading in ways that should probably require a permit. Then, in a move that can only be described as unhinged, we stack MORE Circus Animal cookies on top because the vibe is excess.
This cookie is chaos. Crunchy. Creamy. Sweet. Loud.
It tastes like a birthday party that went off the rails and nobody regrets it.
Welcome to the mess.
Just The Chip
No frills. No fluff. Just straight-up chocolate chip perfection. This cookie is the unapologetic classic you didn’t know you needed. Loaded with melty, gooey chocolate chips that show up like flavor ninjas ready to wreck your snack game.
Why complicate greatness? No extra nonsense. Just pure, delicious chocolate chip cookie bliss. Grab one. Or five. No judgment. Adventure is overrated anyway.
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Merch
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faq
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Our cookies stay fresh for 10 to 14 days after receiving your order. To save some for later, you can store your cookies in the freezer for up to 3 months. Use a food saver device or plastic wrap and a freezer bag when storing your cookies in the freezer.
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We’re a small home based business located in Sanford, FL. Our cookies truly are homemade!
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Use code LOCALPICKUP at checkout. We’ll get in touch to arrange pickup, so your cookie handoff is smooth, not some shady back-alley baked good exchange.
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We ship your order via USPS Priority or UPS Ground — whichever one’s feeling frisky enough to handle our package. As part of our NoBullShip Free Shipping promo, we’ll pick the lucky one to deliver the goods.
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Cookies: All orders placed Mondays-Thursdays will be baked fresh that Friday-Sunday. Orders are shipped the following Monday & Tuesday. Any orders placed over the weekend will be made the following week.
Merch: Shipping for all merchandise is generally between 7 - 13 business days. These shipping times are estimates, not guarantees. The estimates don’t include the time it takes to create your product. -
We make every effort to safely package your cookies. However, once the order is shipped, we have no control over the shipping carrier, weather related conditions (heat, rain, volcanos, etc), what happens to the package, or how they handle the package. Please contact your local post office to file a claim if your package is damaged or lost. We are a very small business and due to financial reasons we cannot take responsibility for what happens once your cookies and edible dough's have left our hands.
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No, at this time we are not able to offer any of these product types. We wish we could accommodate every type of request, however this one would be quite difficult given our sweet and savory menu. We work with ingredients that do have allergens, such as eggs, dairy products, wheat, nuts, etc.
If any of these pose a health risk to you, we recommend you do not order any of our baked goods.
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Because every cookie is baked just for you, we can’t accept returns, refunds, or cancellations — No Regrets. Just Cookies.
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E-mail: contact@doughmygodcookies.com
