Order Overview
Our exclusive weekly cookie collection drops every Sunday at 9 PM EST.
Orders can be placed from Sunday through Friday and will be baked fresh that weekend for shipping the following Monday and Tuesday, ensuring your cookies arrive at the height of freshness.
Order spots are limited. Move fast or miss out — your future self is already panicking.
Live near Sanford Florida? Use code LOCALPICKUP at checkout. We’ll get in touch to arrange pickup, so your cookie handoff is smooth, not some shady back-alley baked good exchange.
Butterfinger bang
Vanilla and chocolate swirl dough absolutely losing its damn mind with cream cheese chips, chunks of Butterfinger, and a thick cheesecake-filled center because apparently regular cookies weren’t unhinged enough.
Then we hit it with a chocolate drizzle and more Butterfinger pieces on top for absolutely no reason other than poor impulse control.
Crunchy. Creamy. Chocolatey. Cheesecakey. Peanut-buttery.
Death by Oreo
it’s a full-blown, mouth-melting descent into delicious depravity. We took our sinfully addictive "dough-licious!" cookie dough, laced it with reckless amounts of Oreo® chunks, then slammed a thick slab of Oreo®-frosted madness in the center like we were trying to summon a snack demon.
This thing doesn’t “pair well with milk.” It demands a sacrifice. Probably your dignity. Maybe your soul.
Banana Rammer
Imagine giving a bakery team no adult supervision and unlimited bananas.
Banana cream dough? Overloaded.
Banana nut muffins? Stuffed inside.
White chocolate chips? Yes, and more.
Caramel center? Molten. Reckless. Questionable.
Then we threw yellow vanilla candy and banana chips on top like we were trying to prove something.
This cookie doesn’t knock.
It kicks the door in.
Midnight in Dubai
Ever wondered what a cookie that moonlights as a luxury yacht party tastes like? Meet Midnight in Dubai.
Dark chocolate chips buried in rich chocolate dough, layered with crunchy, buttery pistachio kataifi, topped with molten dark chocolate, and dusted with crushed pistachios for that extra flex. Basically, it’s the edible version of a rooftop infinity pool at 2 AM — decadent, a little dangerous, and fully unnecessary… but we don’t care.
One bite and you’ll feel rich, a little scandalous, and 100% ready to live your best life.
Money Shot
Oh, honey, brace yourself because Money Shot is back! The cookie that’s ready to seduce your senses and leave you weak in the knees. We’re serving up a classic vanilla dough so luscious it could make a baker blush. Packed inside are juicy chunks of Little Debbie® Oatmeal Cream Pies, dripping with nostalgic creaminess, and white chocolate chips that melt like a forbidden fantasy. Every bite is a provocative, gooey explosion that’ll have your taste buds begging for more.
Just The Chip
No frills. No fluff. Just straight-up chocolate chip perfection. This cookie is the unapologetic classic you didn’t know you needed. Loaded with melty, gooey chocolate chips that show up like flavor ninjas ready to wreck your snack game.
Why complicate greatness? No extra nonsense. Just pure, delicious chocolate chip cookie bliss. Grab one. Or five. No judgment. Adventure is overrated anyway.
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faq
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Our cookies stay fresh for 10 to 14 days after receiving your order. To save some for later, you can store your cookies in the freezer for up to 3 months. Use a food saver device or plastic wrap and a freezer bag when storing your cookies in the freezer.
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We’re a small home based business located in Sanford, FL. Our cookies truly are homemade!
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Use code LOCALPICKUP at checkout. We’ll get in touch to arrange pickup, so your cookie handoff is smooth, not some shady back-alley baked good exchange.
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We ship your order via USPS Priority or UPS Ground — whichever one’s feeling frisky enough to handle our package. As part of our NoBullShip Free Shipping promo, we’ll pick the lucky one to deliver the goods.
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Cookies: All orders placed Mondays-Thursdays will be baked fresh that Friday-Sunday. Orders are shipped the following Monday & Tuesday. Any orders placed over the weekend will be made the following week.
Merch: Shipping for all merchandise is generally between 7 - 13 business days. These shipping times are estimates, not guarantees. The estimates don’t include the time it takes to create your product. -
We make every effort to safely package your cookies. However, once the order is shipped, we have no control over the shipping carrier, weather related conditions (heat, rain, volcanos, etc), what happens to the package, or how they handle the package. Please contact your local post office to file a claim if your package is damaged or lost. We are a very small business and due to financial reasons we cannot take responsibility for what happens once your cookies and edible dough's have left our hands.
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No, at this time we are not able to offer any of these product types. We wish we could accommodate every type of request, however this one would be quite difficult given our sweet and savory menu. We work with ingredients that do have allergens, such as eggs, dairy products, wheat, nuts, etc.
If any of these pose a health risk to you, we recommend you do not order any of our baked goods.
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Because every cookie is baked just for you, we can’t accept returns, refunds, or cancellations — No Regrets. Just Cookies.
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E-mail: contact@doughmygodcookies.com