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Order Overview
Our exclusive weekly cookie collection drops every Sunday at 9 PM EST.
Orders can be placed from Sunday through Friday and will be baked fresh that weekend for shipping the following Monday and Tuesday, ensuring your cookies arrive at the height of freshness.
Order spots are limited. Move fast or miss out — your future self is already panicking.
Live near Sanford Florida? Use code LOCALPICKUP at checkout. We’ll get in touch to arrange pickup, so your cookie handoff is smooth, not some shady back-alley baked good exchange.
Small-batch, Handcrafted
Always made-to-order
Nationwide Shipping
The cookie jar - Rewards Program
Military and First Responder Discount
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A special discount for our everyday heroes
1776 & Unsupervised
This cookie was clearly left alone with fireworks, frosting, and no responsible adult in sight.
We packed it with sprinkles, cookies & cream, and crushed Oreos, then drizzled it in white chocolate and threw more sprinkles on top because apparently America’s 250th birthday needed a sugar-fueled felony.
It’s loud. It’s messy. It has no business being this good. Basically, it’s the cookie equivalent of someone yelling “USA!” at a backyard party while holding a sparkler in one hand and making poor choices with the other.
Red, white, and dangerously delicious! 1776 & Unsupervised is here to celebrate freedom the only way we know how: irresponsibly, excessively, and covered in white chocolate.
Freedom belly-bomb
This cookie is a threat to national security and your summer body.
We took our cinnamon-sugar cookie, loaded it with cream cheese chips and stuffed apple pie pieces, then rolled the whole thing in cinnamon sugar and finished with a caramel drizzle like it just won a backyard wrestling contest and refused to apologize.
It’s apple pie’s reckless cousin. loud, sweet, creamy, cinnamon-dusted, and built like it has zero respect for your waistband, your macros, or your ability to make responsible choices near a dessert table.
One bite and suddenly you’re pledging allegiance to bad decisions, and weaponized against your self-control.
Pitchin' Tents
This cookie’s got wood (smoke).
Inspired by campfires, fueled by thirst. One bite and suddenly it’s 2006, you’re in a tent, and things are getting sticky without the bug bites. It starts with a soft vanilla base and crunchy graham cracker that snaps like a twig under your hiking boots.
Inside? A gooey marshmallow fluff center just waiting to explode. Loaded with melty chocolate chips and sealed with a dark chocolate drizzle that definitely knows what it’s doing. Pitch responsibly.
Midnight In dubai
Ever wondered what a cookie that moonlights as a luxury yacht party tastes like? Meet Midnight in Dubai.
Dark chocolate chips buried in rich chocolate dough, layered with crunchy, buttery pistachio kataifi, topped with molten dark chocolate, and dusted with crushed pistachios for that extra flex. Basically, it’s the edible version of a rooftop infinity pool at 2 AM — decadent, a little dangerous, and fully unnecessary… but we don’t care.
One bite and you’ll feel rich, a little scandalous, and 100% ready to live your best life.
Death by Oreo®
it’s a full-blown, mouth-melting descent into delicious depravity. We took our sinfully addictive "dough-licious!" cookie dough, laced it with reckless amounts of Oreo® chunks, then slammed a thick slab of Oreo®-frosted madness in the center like we were trying to summon a snack demon.
This thing doesn’t “pair well with milk.” It demands a sacrifice. Probably your dignity. Maybe your soul.
Just The Chip
No frills. No fluff. Just straight-up chocolate chip perfection. This cookie is the unapologetic classic you didn’t know you needed. Loaded with melty, gooey chocolate chips that show up like flavor ninjas ready to wreck your snack game.
Why complicate greatness? No extra nonsense. Just pure, delicious chocolate chip cookie bliss. Grab one. Or five. No judgment. Adventure is overrated anyway.
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faq
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Our cookies stay fresh for 10 to 14 days after receiving your order. To save some for later, you can store your cookies in the freezer for up to 3 months. Use a food saver device or plastic wrap and a freezer bag when storing your cookies in the freezer.
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We’re a small home based business located in Sanford, FL. Our cookies truly are homemade!
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Use code LOCALPICKUP at checkout. We’ll get in touch to arrange pickup, so your cookie handoff is smooth, not some shady back-alley baked good exchange.
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We ship your order via USPS Priority or UPS Ground — whichever one’s feeling frisky enough to handle our package. As part of our NoBullShip Free Shipping promo, we’ll pick the lucky one to deliver the goods.
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Cookies: All orders placed Mondays-Thursdays will be baked fresh that Friday-Sunday. Orders are shipped the following Monday & Tuesday. Any orders placed over the weekend will be made the following week.
Merch: Shipping for all merchandise is generally between 7 - 13 business days. These shipping times are estimates, not guarantees. The estimates don’t include the time it takes to create your product. -
We make every effort to safely package your cookies. However, once the order is shipped, we have no control over the shipping carrier, weather related conditions (heat, rain, volcanos, etc), what happens to the package, or how they handle the package. Please contact your local post office to file a claim if your package is damaged or lost. We are a very small business and due to financial reasons we cannot take responsibility for what happens once your cookies and edible dough's have left our hands.
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No, at this time we are not able to offer any of these product types. We wish we could accommodate every type of request, however this one would be quite difficult given our sweet and savory menu. We work with ingredients that do have allergens, such as eggs, dairy products, wheat, nuts, etc.
If any of these pose a health risk to you, we recommend you do not order any of our baked goods.
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Because every cookie is baked just for you, we can’t accept returns, refunds, or cancellations — No Regrets. Just Cookies.
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E-mail: contact@doughmygodcookies.com
