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Order Overview
Our exclusive weekly cookie collection drops every Sunday at 9 PM EST.
Orders can be placed from Sunday through Friday and will be baked fresh that weekend for shipping the following Monday and Tuesday, ensuring your cookies arrive at the height of freshness.
Order spots are limited. Move fast or miss out — your future self is already panicking.
Live near Sanford Florida? Use code LOCALPICKUP at checkout. We’ll get in touch to arrange pickup, so your cookie handoff is smooth, not some shady back-alley baked good exchange.
Small-batch, Handcrafted
Always made-to-order
Nationwide Shipping
The cookie jar - Rewards Program
Military and First Responder Discount
Big Booty Butterscotch
This cookie doesn’t just walk into the room — it claps.
This thick, unapologetic cookie is built on a rich chocolate dough base and absolutely stacked with silky white chocolate and reckless amounts of butterscotch chips. Sweet. Bold. Extra in all the right places.
One bite and you’re hit with buttery, melt-in-your-mouth decadence that refuses to be ignored. This cookie has zero chill, maximum curves, and a personality that says “Yes, I know everyone’s staring.”
Warning: May cause crumbs everywhere, poor self-control, and an uncontrollable urge to go back for “just one more” (it will never be just one).
Big. Bold. Buttery. Zero apologies.
Doughpamine Hit
Doughpamine Hit is a full-blown relapse in cookie form.
Soft, buttery vanilla dough gets absolutely wrecked by melty chocolate chips, then stuffed to an inappropriate level with Cookie Dough Oreos. One bite and your brain dumps happiness chemicals like it just found your ex’s Instagram at 2am. Two bites and suddenly you’re hiding the box, negotiating with yourself, and calling it “self-care.”
This cookie was not made to be shared, portioned, or eaten “responsibly.” It was made to ruin diets, blur morals, and make you say “worth it” with your mouth full.
Turdle
Turdle is a cookie that should not exist… and yet here we are.
We took our signature chocolate dough and absolutely wrecked it with milk chocolate chips, molten caramel bits, and crunchy pecans until the structural integrity was questionable at best. Then we went full chaos mode: dark chocolate drizzle, caramel drizzle, double drizzle, no regrets. On top? A mini turtle, sitting there like it didn’t just witness a felony. Finished with a hit of sea salt because even disasters need balance.
This thing is sticky, melty, crunchy, and impossible to eat without making a mess of yourself and your dignity. Plates won’t save you. Napkins will fail you. Self-control will not be present.
Brewed Awakening
This cookie is basically a cup of coffee that decided to ruin your whole sleep schedule… but like, in a delicious way.
We took a coffee-infused dough, dumped in enough dark chocolate chips to power a small village, and tossed in toffee pieces that crunch louder than your alarm clock. The result? A cookie that jolts you awake, shakes you by the shoulders, and politely screams “GET IT TOGETHER!”
It’s sweet, bold, buzzy, and will have you cleaning your entire house at 2 a.m.
Not our fault. You opened the door.
LMNOP
Imagine a full-throttle force of chaos smashing through a sea of snackers like a sugar-fueled wrecking ball—that’s LMNOP. This isn’t just a cookie; it’s a full-blown flavor riot, built on an oatmeal base so hearty it feels like it has a personal vendetta.
We piled on so many chocolate chips it’s basically a cocoa detonation, then dumped in Biscoff® butter and crunchy Biscoff® cookie shards like a candy store got caught in a tornado of sweet destruction. Just when you think it can’t get any crazier, we drown the whole thing in sticky caramel and finish it with a hit of sea salt that punches your tongue and doesn’t apologize.
JUST THE CHIP
No frills. No fluff. Just straight-up chocolate chip perfection. This cookie is the unapologetic classic you didn’t know you needed. Loaded with melty, gooey chocolate chips that show up like flavor ninjas ready to wreck your snack game.
Why complicate greatness? No extra nonsense. Just pure, delicious chocolate chip cookie bliss. Grab one. Or five. No judgment. Adventure is overrated anyway.
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Merch
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A special discount for our everyday heroes
faq
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Our cookies stay fresh for 5 to 7 days after receiving your order. To save some for later, you can store your cookies in the freezer for up to 3 months. Use a food saver device or plastic wrap and a freezer bag when storing your cookies in the freezer.
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We’re a small home based business located in Sanford, FL. Our cookies truly are homemade!
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Use code LOCALPICKUP at checkout. We’ll get in touch to arrange pickup, so your cookie handoff is smooth, not some shady back-alley baked good exchange.
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We ship your order via USPS Priority or UPS Ground — whichever one’s feeling frisky enough to handle our package. As part of our NoBullShip Free Shipping promo, we’ll pick the lucky one to deliver the goods.
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Cookies: All orders placed Mondays-Thursdays will be baked fresh that Friday-Sunday. Orders are shipped the following Monday & Tuesday. Any orders placed over the weekend will be made the following week.
Merch: Shipping for all merchandise is generally between 7 - 13 business days. These shipping times are estimates, not guarantees. The estimates don’t include the time it takes to create your product. -
We make every effort to safely package your cookies. However, once the order is shipped, we have no control over the shipping carrier, weather related conditions (heat, rain, volcanos, etc), what happens to the package, or how they handle the package. Please contact your local post office to file a claim if your package is damaged or lost. We are a very small business and due to financial reasons we cannot take responsibility for what happens once your cookies and edible dough's have left our hands.
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No, at this time we are not able to offer any of these product types. We wish we could accommodate every type of request, however this one would be quite difficult given our sweet and savory menu. We work with ingredients that do have allergens, such as eggs, dairy products, wheat, nuts, etc.
If any of these pose a health risk to you, we recommend you do not order any of our baked goods.
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Because every cookie is baked just for you, we can’t accept returns, refunds, or cancellations — No Regrets. Just Cookies.
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E-mail: contact@doughmygodcookies.com
